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+A ceditpede was happy, quite!
+Until a nerd, in fun,
+Said "Pray which app loads after which?"
+This raised her clocks to such a pitch,
+She crashed and tripped the breaker switch,
+Not knowing how to run.
+		-- "The ceditpede", Eleanor Bartle
+%